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Title: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: Jerry on May 06, 2020, 04:13:22 PM
More lol's from the Mailbox of a distro maintainer (contains abuse, swearing)...

(https://i.imgur.com/SJV5edZ.png)

Gotta make sure those 'arythmetically encoded jpg files' are working.
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: Jerry on May 06, 2020, 04:15:08 PM
Also 100% laptops have Intel, fact.
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: firenice03 on May 06, 2020, 05:54:39 PM
and I like.... we don't need no....
so we do???
 :o :o :o
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: wimc on May 06, 2020, 08:03:50 PM
100% ...okay, sure. ::)
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: tek10 on May 06, 2020, 11:11:32 PM
Fact: I'm running LL 4.8 on a Lenovo laptop with an AMD A10 processor.
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: Jerry on October 09, 2020, 04:09:49 AM
Here's a real doozy, language left in for effect.

Name: John Smith
E-mail: [email protected]

Message:
1. When I lounch live the it takes too long to boot because of md5checksums that cannot be cancelled with ctrl+c. Canelling does ****ing nothing. I have no patience for fake crap
2. While typing feedback the mouse jumps all ****ing over the place. What the **** did you set up? Fix ****ing typing you moron!!!!
3.Firefox has ugly 1999 menus. None other distros have it. Useless crap, that cannot be turned of with "alt". Don't ****ing change Firefox.
4. Panel is ****ing small. and icons are cramped and that is on 17" with 1600x900 resolution. And its still ****ing small. Are you even using what you created? ???
5. I can't ****ing see clock (I suppose in the right bottom corner there should be clock, but I can't see the shit whatsoever, although it seems much too long to be a clock).
6. Right clicking on the bottom right corner revealed it might be a clock. Its stil stupid to adjust it many times to have proper size.
7. Clock is too ****ing long. Its digital era and not year 1245 and nobody thinks a day and night cycle has 12hrs. What the ****?
8. Calendar cannot be resized it ugly and unresizable. Not even with alt.
9. Resizing panel to be visible revealed its stupidity. All icons are different sizes. Originally clock was ****ing small and unreadable with some stupid useless seconds and am/pm shown. Then the volume icon is motha-****ing H UUUUUGE!!!!. Nothing Scales. WiFi antennna is your tiny ***** size. WHAT THE **** is wrong with you? ??? Are you even using what you created? ??? ??
10. There's unrecognizable icon in the systraty. I don't ****ing know what it represents. Is yellow when everything in systray is black and white and this ugly yellow thing is there.
12. The ****ing yellow thing when you click on it reveals its suppose to represent updates. It doesn't pull down any updates at all. Clicking on it doesn't show any packages to be updates. Once clicking on updates (I can just use synaptic or apt-get) only then pulls down updates. So what the **** this shit is doing there in the first place??
13. Preference of this ugly yellow thing reveal that its ****ING CHECKING UPDATES EVERY TWO HOURS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
14. Removing this ****ing yellow thing via synaptic reveals (name cannot be easily found, one has to guess what the name of this fugly thing is!!!) that is has some ****ed up dependancies and cannot be removed (...).
15. Icons in the left corner are crammed (don't you know the word SEPARATION???)
16. Firewall is fake/broken. Clicking on it in the menu gives some broken popups. **** you and your secrutiy. Don't you use your own distro? Go ****ing back to your windows and stop doing this shit, you fake asshole.
17. Font rendering is disqusting. Fonts in Libre Office are SHIT. I typed lorem ipsum... OMG. What the ****?! Rendering of fonts. You don't even know such a word.
18. Some apps have generic names only (like shotwell) NO MATTER WHAT you ****ing change in whisker menu.  Mish mash.
19. File manager has no shortut (meta+F)
20. File manager icons are ****ing small like hell in all places
21. First icon in quick launch on panel is....show desktop/minimize all. That is the first thing I want to launch.
22. "Menu" word belongs to blue icon and it looks like it belongs to minimize all? Why would you call minimize all - menu? Shouldn't menu be on the left size? And what does menu to do with minimize. Why are you calling minimize "Menu". Are you high??
23. Top of windows while dragging (I suppose some dynamic movies/videos too) are tearing/jerky.

Basically. Go **** yourself.

Follow up email:

One more thing: on the 30th November 2020 your version of Libre Office is EOL (end of life) and is not supported anymore. And you are still in BETA. Why anyone would like to have unsupported/unsecure abandoned software? Why?
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: TheDead on October 09, 2020, 10:30:22 AM
Points 19 and 23 are missing swearing and/or insult.
That is not consistent enough to be an ISO standard.

Adding the F word to everything phrase you make adds stability to your language.
Not to mention it is also very stylish and represent who you are as a person!

I never had the courage to talk or speak like this, I'm taking notes, this was quite illuminating!
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: trinidad on October 09, 2020, 11:01:21 AM
Anger and angst are what the world is about these days. English teachers are besieged worldwide.

TC
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: firenice03 on October 09, 2020, 12:27:16 PM
Guess he cant count either ... There is no *********ing #11  - or maybe motha- or did he mean Mothra?
He must have ******ing installed with the ******ing USB upside *******ing down .......   :o :o


Hes gotta be right, he cursed enuff and has it all numbered - although everyone else must of just got lucky to have it work the first time, every time....
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: Moltke on October 09, 2020, 01:53:49 PM
Anger and angst are what the world is about these days. English teachers are besieged worldwide.

TC

Indeed! We are! Sadly not only by morons like the one who wrote that email jerry shared here but far more dangerous people and even sadder is the fact that they can get away with it!

https://www.marxists.org/reference/subject/philosophy/works/us/chomsky.htm

http://www.discourses.org/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C-dJRp92wo
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: Jerry on October 09, 2020, 01:59:07 PM
Lol! I like how the Firewall is fake, everyone click on Firewall and the following will happen...

(https://media1.tenor.com/images/2b0b100899fcc93ff33b14a9e865588c/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: Artim on October 10, 2020, 09:45:13 AM
Oh well. I always tell morons like him (or her) that they can get a full refund of the purchase price for their free OS.
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: The Repairman on November 30, 2020, 08:30:01 AM
Oh well. I always tell morons like him (or her) that they can get a full refund of the purchase price for their free OS.


Good one.
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: Jerry on August 17, 2021, 09:55:28 PM
Latest charmer...

(https://i.imgur.com/TgIGITE.jpg)
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: Jerry on August 17, 2021, 09:57:57 PM
You could say he was very 'grubby' with his language...

(https://www.thezoneusa.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/834/200.gif)
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: TheDead on August 24, 2021, 01:38:25 AM
Yeah... Linux will never be popular because of a boot loader. Thats some solid ground right there. ;)
I wonder what would be the percentage of standard computer user that even know what a boot loader is and of that, what GRUB is.
Ze Fringe tribe haz spoken!

Sounds like a Xbox/Playstation or religious/politics debate in the sense that the ultimate argument being I chose/am X so X is the right/only choice and I must convince myself and others or this. You can then have open and civilzed discussions on your point of view or, be closed minded and in worst case scenarios, start wars. History has seen the lather a few times...
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: firenice03 on August 24, 2021, 08:51:09 AM
A complete waste of time??? Think he finally figured out what happens when you remove a boot loader...  :beamup


Or is it the few seconds its on screen - on the incase you need to change kernel etc... PS that duration can be adjusted +/-  :045:


 :wave :bow
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: TheDead on August 24, 2021, 09:44:05 AM
I tought my analogy a little far-fetched. Then I remember a classic non-debate related to computing choices... enjoy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsoOG6ZeyUI (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsoOG6ZeyUI)


Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: Jerry on August 25, 2021, 01:01:45 AM
I absolutely love their first line..."I can never understand how you can make a product that can't be removed" Firstly, I'm honored, I forgot that I was the original author of the GRUB bootloader and that I 'made a product that can't be removed", secondly, Microsoft make a product called Windows, see what happens if you try to remove Explorer vs removing Thunar in Linux...lol

https://youtu.be/VPG5xXoIlZo?t=174
Title: Re: How to submit a suggestion...You're doing it wrong
Post by: TheDead on August 27, 2021, 08:36:28 AM
 :57: Holy banana-split Batman! I found the solution, and its a powerful one... it has MAX in the same so it should be sure to work :
(https://cdn.shoplightspeed.com/shops/636102/files/21468654/156x230x1/scotts-scotts-grub-b-gon.jpg)  :dft003: