Jokes Thread

[MS]

Imagine a certain scene. Wasteland. You have been travelling through the desert for a couple of days now, running short on food and drinkable water. Suddenly, on the horizon, amidst the literal nowhere, you spot a tiny blue dot, a figure perhaps. Coming closer, you recognize it is a portable toilet unit, a plastic mansized trapezoid, all clean and neat, shining brightly in the sun of the noon. "Happy Birthday!".

Kind of like with the first scene from Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior, speaking of which:

https://youtu.be/yybBJ6EQCNY

EDIT:

Hey, if you find it offensive, all humour is offensive.