Jokes Thread

[Artim]

The Stupidest Traffic Ticket in the History of Ever!

I'm sitting at a red light, just waiting for the light to change to green.  Just sitting there. Then this stupid, confused bird goes THUMP right on my windscreen!

I'm like, "Get off my truck, you stupid critter!"

I guess the bird was stunned or something, he didn't budge.  So I put the wipers on and kinda flipped it off the truck.

I'm done now, right?

THUMP!

I look over, and that bird has ended up on the car next to mine.  And don't you know... it's a police car.

The cop lights 'em up, pulls me over and says, "Boy I'm gonna have to write you up."

"What in heck for?" I asked, feeling a little stunned myself now.

What did I get a ticket for?


Wait for it...



"Flipping me the bird!" says the officer, barely hiding a big smile.