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Re: Jokes Thread - bitsnpcs - 02-20-2018

If the cat can hear the creature move a blade of grass , it can hear the sponge too Wink

what colour/s is you cat ?


Re: Jokes Thread - TheDead - 02-20-2018

(02-20-2018, 11:25 PM)bitsnpcs link Wrote: If the cat can hear the creature move a blade of grass , it can hear the sponge too Wink

what colour/s is you cat ?
All back with a white tail tip. It's a medium-small cat, with sharp, pointy, teeth. Wink

Re: Jokes Thread - bitsnpcs - 02-20-2018

Thanks Smile

Re: Jokes Thread - NN - 05-21-2018

https://youtu.be/HwVh8pmOot4



Re: Jokes Thread - Mart - 05-29-2018

Time to lighten up...


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Re: Jokes Thread - bitsnpcs - 06-23-2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH0NYvniqVw

Re: Jokes Thread - MS - 04-09-2019

Who does not know JP?

https://youtu.be/z0O_VYcsIk8

Re: Jokes Thread - MS - 09-08-2019

Lemme tell you a joke, alright? No, seriously, it is a joke. Here we go.

Construction site. The foreman gathers his crew and says:
listen up, people. Today, the owner is going to visit the site. I want none of you to loiter. I want him to see how we are working hard here to get the thing done. Like never. Understood? If he complaints to me that we are doing lazy and points out to any of you as an example, you will remember.

So the said owner comes, looks around, the work is on to any imaginable extent, everything satisfactory. But suddenly, notices this one dude running just back and forth with empty wheelbarrow. Stops him and asks why running back and forth with empty wheelbarrow? The man replies:
Sir, the work is so tight there is no time to even load up.

Re: Jokes Thread - MS - 09-10-2019

One of my favourite classics:

https://youtu.be/RPsDDr0n9AE

Re: Jokes Thread - MS - 09-25-2019

Legendary classic. Millions, if not dozens of millions of views, total, throughout the time. Gross mismanagement behind this video disallows to prove the claim first hand, since initially, at the time of greatest popularity, it was uploaded to Google+, as well as - for some insecure reasons - reuploaded and then reuploaded again, when on Youtube. Anyway, here it is, the Fear of Girls:

https://youtu.be/7Mp7Ikko8SI