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Jokes Thread
MS:
One of my favourite classics:
MS:
Lemme tell you a joke, alright? No, seriously, it is a joke. Here we go.
Construction site. The foreman gathers his crew and says:
listen up, people. Today, the owner is going to visit the site. I want none of you to loiter. I want him to see how we are working hard here to get the thing done. Like never. Understood? If he complaints to me that we are doing lazy and points out to any of you as an example, you will remember.
So the said owner comes, looks around, the work is on to any imaginable extent, everything satisfactory. But suddenly, notices this one dude running just back and forth with empty wheelbarrow. Stops him and asks why running back and forth with empty wheelbarrow? The man replies:
Sir, the work is so tight there is no time to even load up.
MS:
Who does not know JP?
bitsnpcs:
Mart:
Time to lighten up...
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